I tell Esther she should ease up on lard. There's no need to mix lard in with Scottie's rice, chicken, and beans. I tell her she hasn't read the blogs. I've read the blogs. I know what Scottie should eat.

Kaui Hart Hemmings
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  3. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. - Unknown

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More Quotes By Kaui Hart Hemmings
  1. That's how you know you love someone, I guess, when you can't experience anything without wishing the other person were there to see it, too.

  2. Why is it so hard to articulate love yet so easy to express disappointment?

  3. I'll never be ready. Yet at the same time, you always want to reach the end. You can't fly to a destination and linger in the air. I want to reach the end of this thing, and I feel terrible about it.

  4. A sea of red lights, and I slow down. My job now is to gather everyone together and tell them we have to let her go. I won't tell anyone over the phone, because I didn't like hearing the news from the doctor that way....

  5. You can't compare and rank heartache. Pain is pain is pain. There is no precise measurement. No quarter cup.

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